Thermal detonators banned as negotiation tool
CORUSCANT – Starting Tuesday, thermal detonators will no longer be a legal means of business negotiation. The handheld devices capable of creating
CORUSCANT – Starting Tuesday, thermal detonators will no longer be a legal means of business negotiation. The handheld devices capable of creating
TATOOINE – “Exercise, discipline, and the the regular opportunity to kill prisoners as entertainment in a cavernous pit. These are the
BESTINE – In what bantha enthusiasts are calling a major upset, Hnrkjjjk won ‘Best in Show’ in this year’s Bestine
DUNE SEA – After allowing three captured rebel fighters to escape certain death, three skiff guards were fired moments before they
MOS EISLEY – Droopy McCool, chidnkalu horn player for the Max Rebo band, was found dead in his hotel room. He
DEATH STAR – After 25 years of delivery and maintenance service, MSE-6 “mouse” droid populations are soaring on the Death Star. Mouse
TATOOINE – Damaged cables and high power demands are causing rolling blackouts across Tatooine this week. With power usage at an
GHHHK – Dejarik, the holographic game played on a checkerboard with small, realistic creatures as pieces, has been dominated solely by Wookies
HOTH – Outdoor enthusiasts –- like those that frequent extreme hiking and skiing climates like those on planet Hoth –
TATTOINE – The pint-sized droid-selling inhabitants of Tattoine might have more problems on their hands than just sand in their gears.