DAGOBAH – A spokespeerson for McDonald’s Restaurant announced in a press conference Thursday their plans to open a new franchise on Dagobah.

McDonald’s will be the first restaurant of any kind on the planet, which is mostly swamp.

“Sure, traffic in Dagobah is light right now – just a few foil-wing starfighters here and there, but we expect a significant jump in traffic this time next year,” said Jeremy Bender, McDonald’s representative.

The next few years will be busy for the marshy planet, with a Starbucks planned for February and a Barnes and Noble bookstore in March.