DEATH STAR – Imperial researchers announced a breakthrough in carbon freezing technology, used in the containment of volatile Tibanna gas.

“This new breakthrough will open up many doors for us. It will allow our economy to grow, definitely, being able to ship this stuff over longer distances,” said Cloud City spokesperson Leebo Gantu.

The new technology is much more stable than previous carbon freezing methods, according to Gantu.

“Heck, we could freeze a person in this stuff now if we wanted to,” he added.