Fourteenth arrest marks record for local thug

MOS EISLEY – Ponda Baba, regular patron at Mos Eisley’s popular Cantina bar, was put under arrest for harassment by police on Tuesday, making it a record 14 times.

“He just won’t keep to himself,” said Police Chief Feevo Nihr. “He and his buddy just keep going up to random people and telling them they don’t like them, trying to start a fight.”

The Cantina, usually a peaceful place, was marred by violence recently with the murder of Greedo, a well-known bounty hunter.

Police say Baba is not a suspect in that crime.

“This guy is pretty low-level. Mostly harmless,” said Nihr. “But someday he’s going to pick on the wrong person and lose an arm or something.”