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Trade Federation demands droid refund
NABOO – The Trade Federation, whose failed invasion of Naboo has angered some Galactic politicians, is demanding a refund for 525,000
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Death Star construction hits budgets woes
SPACE- The Death Star — which is already 25 years and 98.4 billion credits over budget — might have more
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Nerfs added to endangered species list
ALDERAAN – Nerfs, the sometimes moody, antlered herbivores raised for their succulent meat, have seen their numbers dwindle in the past years
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Shampoo sales continue to soar on Kashyyyk
KASHYYYK – Torgo and Torgo, makers of Head and Shoulders and Torso and Arms and Legs report record profits for the third quarter
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GEPA HQ destroyed in freak accident
CORUSCANT – An errant Star Destroyer blast destroyed the Galactic Environmental Protection Agency’s headquarters on Thursday. The accident happened only hours after
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Naval garbage dumping faces GEPA scrutiny
CORUSCANT – The Galactic Environmental Protection Agency slapped The Imperial Navy with a record fine on Thursday for violating Clean Space Standards.The
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TIE Fighter pilots demand hazard pay
DEATH STAR – “We’re not expendable.” Those are the words of a TIE Fighter pilot stationed on the Death Star, afraid
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Death Sticks harmful, experts warn
CORUSCANT – Death Sticks, the popular Cilona-extract, may be more harmful then previously thought according to a new study. Health experts
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Fourteenth arrest marks record for local thug
MOS EISLEY – Ponda Baba, regular patron at Mos Eisley’s popular Cantina bar, was put under arrest for harassment by police on
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Advance made in carbon freezing technology
DEATH STAR – Imperial researchers announced a breakthrough in carbon freezing technology, used in the containment of volatile Tibanna gas. “This
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